the funny one

  • Cammy: You are too nice.
  • Guy: Oh, but you are too sweet my dear. A guy cannot help it with someone as lovely as you.
  • Cammy: See what I mean. You make a gal blush bright red.
  • Guy: Brighter than a your lipstick I see.
  • Guy drops in his charming smile. Cammy laughs, very quiet and soft, and her cheeks burn brighter still.
  • Cammy: You are a funny one.
  • She says with an equally beautiful smile, still laughing.
  • Guy: It's much better than what I've been called lately. I'm used to hearing creep being spat at me.
  • Cammy: Oh my, I cannot see how. You are sweet, charming and quite funny. Why would someone call such a lovely guy, like you, a creep.
  • Guy grins.
  • Guy: Usually it is followed by 'Get away from my window!'