Two men, Jimmi and Fran, are standing around out the front of the local waterhole, each with a smoke in hand, killing time before the band to starts, when another man approaches them. This Stranger stands near them, lights a smoke and then turns to Jimmi after taking a few drags.
Stranger:
Do you have the time? I have a lady to meet here at seven.
Jimmi:
Sorry, I don't.
<The Stranger looks down at Jimmis wrist and the watch attached to it>
Stranger:
You have a wrist watch though?
Jimmi:
Yea I do.
Stranger:
Can you tell me the time then?
Jimmi:
No I cannot, It's --
<The Stranger, short tempered at the best of times, interrupts Jimmi.>
Stranger:
Do you not like me for some reason? Do I repulse you in some way that stops you from telling me the time? Do I smell? It's my smell isn't it?! It's only Calvin Klein.
Jimmi:
No, it's nothing like that. I just --
<Interrupting again; the fuse grows shorter.>
Stranger:
You have a wrist watch and yet won't give me the time. Fuck man! Why are you being a prick to me for?
Jimmi:
I'm not being a prick to y--
<And shorter still...>
Stranger:
Then why won't you tell me the time?
Jimmi:
Cause I don't know the time.
Stranger:
If you just looked at your fucking wrist watch you would.
Jimmi:
If I did that I'd just be lying to you.
Stranger:
Huh? Wa-Why's that?!
Jimmi:
Cause my wrist watch doesn't work. I just wear it for looks. The gals love a man with a pair of fine shoes, an expensive looking watch and a suit to match.
<Jimmi winks>
Stranger:
OH. Oooh...
<Jimmi nods slowly and smiles. The Stranger, looking slightly embarrassed now, takes a drag of his smoke to hide his face. Then Fran finally jumps into the conversation>
Fran:
I have the time.
<Silence, both the Stranger and Jimmi look to Fran.>
Stranger:
And why didn't you just pipe up earlier before I lost my nut?